Oh you have plenty of natives contributing to the suck. I’ve been to the panhandle. 

New Yorkers in my experience. 

Manchin is absolutely awful. He’s barely a Democrat at all. But, he’s way better than whatever Republican we would get out of WV. Lieberman, also horrible, was a different kind of shitty because he was in a blue state and the alternative to him would almost certainly be a more progressive Democrat. 

I don’t know much about him but from what you say he sounds great. And we’ll see how he fares in the primary. I just want the candidate who can beat Trump. 

Best player. The GOAT argument. That’s my list. What don’t you understand?

The italian mafia is all but dead in the US. Believe me. I know. They’re still around but they are nowhere near what they were even 20 years ago. 

I’m excluding centers as I think they should be a separate category. So my list goes: Jordan, James, Bryant, Magic. 

Eh, the mafia has been pretty much dismantled. They’re pretty much nothing nowadays. Once sports gambling is fully legal they’ll be all but gone. 

To be fair your father has probably been that way his whole life. 

Those two couldn’t coordinate a successful Taco Bell order. 

“I show up in all the biggest and best manifestos. Its a manifesto folks, not just a tweet. It’s serious stuff. These manifesto people are serious people. Some are fine people I’m sure. But this one mentioned me so it’s the best”

While it’s obviously an idiotic conspiracy theory, if it was true that is the exact response I would expect from the UK. 

I like both of them but a mayor and a failed gubernatorial candidate are not going to win the presidency. We need to beat Trump. 

I made this comment earlier on another article but I’ll make it again. If I only got my news from Splinter, I would think that Steve King and Beto O’Rourke are a couple of terrible politicians with Beto being slightly worse. 

This is a perfect description. 

If I exclusively got my news from Splinter I would think that Beto and Steve King are two terrible politicians but Beto was slightly worse.

If I wanted to interact I wouldn’t be watching TV or a movie. 

c) THE MOTHERFUCKING CONSTANT AUTOPLAYING THINGS!!!!

If you were to replace me with Bear Grylls in any one of the episodes of his show, and given me whatever help he had, I would be dead before the first commercial in every episode. 

I mean, even in his original show he’d drink pee after being stranded for like 45 minutes. I think the guy just likes drinking pee. To each their own.