Put MSG on them. 

Just get some MSG and put it all over everything and it will taste better. 

Also most people that have ever gone to college or people that have been generally broke. I’ve never been to prison but at times in my life I was a certified $.25 ramen chef.

I mean it seems like a pretty dumb campaign but what exactly about wearing pajamas makes the right go crazy? Pajamas are comfortable. Hot chocolate is also delicious. I’d also like to have healthcare you know, so I don’d die or go bankrupt from a broken bone. Oh well, this is yet another thing the right did that I…

Most self-described “Alpha Males” are covered in cheeto dust and haven’t lef their parent’s basement yet this year. 

I’m pretty happy having no idea what ‘Pajama Boys’ are. 

I don’t disagree with any of that, but I don’t think it should be viewed as a negative. And don’t get me wrong, I am not at all sure about Beto, and as it stands now would not get my Primary vote; however, I don’t think it’s appropriate to tag him as just another moderate Democrat with no real new ideas. We don’t know…

Yes, and we need a good nickname for him. I submit “Drunken Pissbaby Brett Kavanaugh”.

You’ve come to these conclusions this early in to his campaign before he’s even rolled out his policy positions? Interesting. I have no idea how you can come to any of these conclusion. Relax. See what his actual policies are and decide from there. There’s no reason to eat our own this early. Most progressives right…

He really just does one thing that Splinter and a certain faction of Democrats refuse to abide: He is not literally Bernie Sanders. That’s all it takes to draw the ire of the BernieBro faction, for which Splinter is a megaphone.

Just continuing their mission to tear down any Democrat who’s name doesn’t rhyme with Hernie Tanders. 

You were close to ego death. All you had to do was come to the conclusion that it didn’t matter, because all were correct. You were multiple entities, a single entity, and no entity at all, and you still are. Would recommend another ride. 

I personally love when people use the term ‘Beta Male’ or ‘Alpha Male’. It lets you know immediately that they are a complete moron. 

Tens of millions of people apparently. 

Well, how petty of him. 

They occasionally have Bellator MMA so that channel is useful once or twice a month or so. 

It’s almost as if the western world has been built and propped up by white supremacy. Hmmm...you could be on to something. 

This is all true. And it actually illustrates what the actual problem is. Police departments know that they have white supremacists in their departments, they just don’t care. 

I love when NYC politicians convince themselves that the universe revolves around them because they are a NYC politicial, but then they try to take it national and they realize that absolutely no one gives a fuck about anything they have to say. It has happened so many times, but it never gets old. 

It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet and I’ve been on the internet since the beginning and I watched the NZ shooting video and that point still stands.