The shootings were at mosques so presumably the victims are mostly Muslim. I’m surprised he said anything at all.

BREAKING NEWS: President Trump has formed a new branch of the military he has dubbed “Trump Force 7"(They are even better than Seal Team 6).

“The president was very clear in what he meant. No I will not explain further, and frankly it’s insulting of you to ask”

Don’t worry. He’s secretly working with Mueller to bring down Hillary. 

“An average professional football game lasts 3 hours and 12 minutes, but if you tally up the time when the ball is actually in play, the action amounts to a mere 11 minutes.”

Olivia Jade

No it’s 3 batters or until the end of the half inning. 

JOe Manchin is pretty awful, but to be fair he’s approximately 10000% better than the West Virginia Republican alternative. Macnhin is WV liberal. WV conservative is batshit Alabama level lunacy. 

You mean the SCOTUS that now contains Brett “I like beer” Kavanaugh? That should go well. 

As a Pennsylvania voter I’m legitimately shocked that Pat Toomey did something I agree with. 

Lol the phone is your mom’s cunt and Conor is my dick.

This video was clearly taken with a pre-smashed phone. 

You should have taken their action. That was maybe the most sure thing in the history of sports betting. Unless Mayweather had a stroke in the ring, he was 100% going to win that fight. 

You win Kinja for the day. 

Relevant username is relevant. 

Everyone has off school on Easter because Easter is always on a Sunday. Very few schools(mostly Catholic Schools) give Easter Monday off. 

In PA, the tests dates are mandated by the state and every school has to do them at the same time. The individual districts have no ability to change the schedule. Not sure how it is in other states. 

A nice roast beef with horseradish(prepared preferably but mayo is ok too) is greatly improved by a nice imported sharp provolone. 

Not sure why it would be a plothole. Considering his upbringing I’m quite sure he knows his way around a can of spraypaint. 

Slow work day.