She’s absolutely incredible in every way. 

Owner’s of the raw bar I attended over the weekend, please get some larger forks! These forks I got there were way too small. I’m outraged and also didn’t have anything productive to say so I’m going to complain about small forks even though I and every other human on earth knows why the forks were small just the same…

Imagine finding one of those in a restaurant that specializes in soup!

Your spoons bear the visage of a 17th century top-hatted man, and it’s a little unnerving.

Saying that someone that at least entertained the idea of the Earth being flat can’t be naive about something is a pretty big stretch if you ask me. 

It’s crazy that someone would want to live somewhere convenient to their work place for an affordable price! I’m outraged. Obviously she should live in Williamsburg or some other hip new york neighborhood. That would be the only thing that makes sense. She’s clearly a traitor. She might as well just be Chuck Grassley…

The daily mail is not worth lining a litter box with. 

What this school was doing was wildly inappropriate and disgusting, but cheerleaders are athletes just as much as baseball or football players. 

If this was happening at my child’s school, I’d be going ape shit no matter what. It wouldn’t make it any more acceptable if it was happening to a child that was mine or wasn’t mine. It’s fucking outrageous that this even existed. Any adults involved with this need to be fired. It’s absolutely disgusting. 

Barron is already on big powerful and very beautiful 9G. 

This thing that I have no understanding of and hasn’t been invented yet is very harmful. 

He wants “it” to happen, but doesn’t know what “it” even is, or what it would take for “it” to happen. He simply saw 4G and then decided that we need 5G and 6G, despite not knowing what the 4, 5, 6, or G even mean. This man is so chronically mind-bogglingly stupid that it surprises me every day. 

Once it comes out that Stone is cooperating in an attempt to not die in prison Trump will just claim he barely knew him, that he’s a liar, and he’s always been a loser.

It really is shocking that the billionaire that lived atop a golden tower didn’t have the best interests of the common man in his heart. 

I don’t follow Hockey much any more, but it’s just shocking to me that they’re still doing the fighting thing. It’s easily the stupidest and most unnecessary thing in all of sports. 

There is absolutely no way that the Dotard has read a book any time in the past 30 years. 

You’re saying that Rebecca was better than Diane?!? This is heresy. You probably think Woody was better than Coach too. 

There is no truth in your uninformed opinion. 

“Joe Rogan is an arch conservative” as uttered by someone who has never seen the JRE podcast. 

What’s your problem with Rogan? Have you listened to the podcast? Not the greatest thing ever, but I don’t see why someone would want him to die.