Because of course if you have a group of elite athletes visiting your house, you feed them McDonalds. I’m sure the Clemson training staff was thrilled to watch their players eat that shit. 

Trump has a button that he presses to have diet cokes delivered to him. The man doesn’t have the energy to get up and get himself a drink. You seriously think he does anything? He does not. 

Well, we at least know he’s no stranger to paying for being blown. 

If you don’t know the difference between your and you’re, you’re a moron. This is natural law. 

Yeah, but is it a sandwich?

The current iteration of the NRA is nothing but a lobbying arm of the gun manufacturing business. Has absolutely nothing to do with gun owners or gun rights. Their only goal is to ensure more guns are sold.

Agreed. My only real problem with the episode was that they only brought one gravity suit for two people when they went down to the planet. Even if you don’t anticipate the pilot having to go outside, it’s nice if he’s able to, like if he has to drag his injured and about to be crushed captain back to the vessel. 

The suggestion wasn’t that carrying cash would make it easier for the waitress, but to make it easier for the customer to leave faster. When you just leave cash, there’s no running the card and then waiting for the receipt to sign and tip. So, I’m not sure what your reply was even talking about. No one is suggesting…

I apologize if I came across as combative. It’s just something I feel strongly about. I am a man who was sexually assaulted, and I didn’t say anything to anyone for the longest time. When I finally was able to talk about it, I found that many men I know have experienced similar things, and have also not been able to…

My point was that it’s not “relatively few” men that experience sexual harassment and/or assault in their lives. A lot more than drunk girls grabbing body parts. I’ll agree that “relatively few” men talk about it openly, but saying that relatively few men experience sexual harassment and/or assault is just minimizing…

This is the worst pizza take not only in this comment section, but anywhere ever. 

He may be one of the relatively few to talk about being harassed and/or assaulted first hand, but many men have had to deal with this in their lives, regardless of stature. 

Oh shut the fuck up. You’d never say that about a man with a child. Fun fact: people can be parents and also successful in their chosen career. Just seriously, shut the fuck up with this bullshit concern trolling. 

Are we supposed to believe that Donald Trump used the word intransigence in a sentence?

Joe Rogan is a white supremacist? Lol. Are you daft?

It was a good business deal for him, considering he wasn’t so much trying to run a casino as he was laundering Russian mafia money. 

Everyone has known forever. I barely know anything about R Kelly but I knew he did this shit years ago. 

Sometimes as an adult, a child can have romantic/sexual feelings about you. It’s hormones, and it’s natural. Especially when that person is a famous musical artist or something. But, its your job as an adult and not a fucking piece of shit rapist, to not allow that to progress. Just because that 14 year old girl wants…

Great story. Now tell us about how you became a Cowboys and Lakers fan. 

It’s disappointing. For a Manute I was upset, but now I’m just gonna smoke a Bol to get over it.