I liked the Witch although it wasn’t great. Hereditary bored me to tears, but I may have somewhat different tastes than most horror fans because I also thought The Babadook sucked. 

I think we all need a little more Steve Guttenberg in our lives tbh.

I feel really bad for laughing at this as hard as I did. 

Yeah but this woman was a slut and like “rough sex” so that means anything that happens to her is ok. I know every time I have rough sex, someone nearly dies. Its completely normal. If you consent to rough sex obviously you are consenting to your own murder. Plus she was drinking and probably showing too much leg. 

I need to meet anyone who actually paid for this because they simply just had to have a personalized video from Michael Rappopport

We are talking about him. That’s what he gets out of it, and why he does it. He doesn’t have any real talent so he just says inflammatory shit so that people talk about him. 

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I’d settle for, his injuries are not life-threatening and he is expected to make a full recovery. Whenever he gets back to work isn’t what’s important. We all like the guy, and he writes in a style that makes you feel like you know him. The commenters here are not owed anything, but it would be nice to at least know…

Vodka and club soda is a go to low cal drink. Or just, vodka rocks. Or order one of those spiked seltzer drinks. Basically clear alcohol and some form of bubbly water works best. If vodka isn’t to your liking, try gin. I dunno, or just stay home and microwav a lean cuisine and drink water. 

There’s also the fact that alcohol is just a sugar.

The bar I frequent offers DD’s free non-alcoholic drinks and one comped appetizer, and won’t accept tips on any of it. It is in their best interest for people to not leave their bar and get in a car and drive drunk. I’ve never been the DD, because we have a good friend who doesn’t drink at all and always offers to do…

I agree with this. That’s why when I go hunting I get really drunk and just run around the woods trying to catch deer with my bare hands. I have yet to get one, but I’m hoping 2019 brings about positive changes in my hunting luck. 

So many monsters in this world. It’s truly disheartening that people would prey on the most vulnerable in society. It’s just so fucking sad.

Rachel Maddow is many things and many may not like her(I do, a lot), but she is anything but an idiot. 

Excuse me, but getting hammered at a wedding is like the only good thing about a wedding. Agree with the work point though. I tend to only have one or two at work functions. No one wants to be “that guy” from the work party.

I generally have way more than 4 drinks from an open bar but I don’t remember those either, so I guess we’re in the same boat?

Except this whole discussion is about tipping as it relates to open bars.

Except this whole discussion is about tipping as it relates to open bars.

Read food labels, MSG is in soooooo many things aside from Chinese food. Why do you think Doritos are so delicious. 

That’s why MSG is in so many things, aside from just Chinese food, it just makes things taste better. It’s almost unavoidable if you eat any prepared foods or eat at restaurants. It’s safe and it makes things taste better. I’m definitely pro-MSG.