Fake news, fake news, I’m a raging bimbo. *smooch*

Ugh, I know. I winced just reading that.

I’d say his Orange County Redneck constituents are up his alley:

Easy, they made Carson Wentz tear his ACL.

This validates my theory that Trump divides the world into two kinds of people; Those Who Love Trump and Those Who Don’t Love Trump (no one, in his puny little head, could actually hate him).

Because Orange County continues to be a boil on the ass of Southern California.

HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS DUMB CROOKED MOTHERFUCKER KEEP GETTING ELECTED????????

Hmmm, I wonder!

Ohh, just fuck alla you old twat-bros who are STILL trying to shush women instead of listening to them and answering their fucking questions.

I have gotten no work done today, I have just read this book and the overall theme is: this man is an unmitigated ass and utter idiot. A thousand different ways. His staff thought he mightbe quasi-illiterate, or maybe dyslexic. But then noticed he seems to read headlines and stuff about him so then they theorized it…

When you take it for granted that white people are fundamentally good as the overwhelming majority of white Americans do then you end up rationalizing all sorts of heinous shit in ridiculous ways to avoid violating that assumption.

Here’s the official statement of what the KKK believes in 2018. It all sounds pretty harmless to me.

KKK probably does not believe what it used to believe, and, anyway, who really knows what the KKK believes now?

Already done. There was a doctor in my town 20 years ago who was getting people to do chelation — which is a legit medical procedure for removing actual heavy metal toxicity — for everything that ailed them. Cancer. Lyme Disease. “Fatigue”. He would give them that and Prozac and they all felt better (mood-wise, it did…

Woohoo, congrats! Welcome to the modern world, PA! Such as it is.

You can hate the Steelers and have no plans to support them but this story is so much deeper than football. Great for him and now comes the life-decision he has to inevitably make. Don’t let your fandom cloud that.

HOW DARE YOU, MADELEINE

This is the most hype ever written about a dude with 8 TDs and 5 picks,.

“You have to be agile and tactile, and be available to experiment,” he said. “Literally, you have to carry bottles of water through the dark.”

Im not denying philly fans are cruel and awful, but the narrative that fans of every football team are not just as bad is bullshit. I was at the rams game when wentz tore his leg and our Super Bowl hopes along with it. You know how rams fans handled this loss? They chanted ACL as we exited the stadium. A lot of them.…