I’m the typical moderate democrat in your estimation? That’s funny.

Because, as the perfect sports mascot, if he looked like anything else, he wouldn’t be perfect. Sheesh. Born and raised in Philly? FOr shame, you’re supposed to know this shit from birth.

Hi, I’m in Delaware to buy something expensive and not pay sales tax and take it back to Philly.

I dunno, are you a Mets or Nats fan or something? All my Phanatic based dreams are quite pleasant and frequently erotic. Also, the Phanatic is a species. He even has a wife named Phyllis. Phanatics are just one of many undiscovered species hailing from the Galapagos Islands. You really should read a book or something.…

They’re 16-11 and playing some decent ball and have a lot of young talent all coming together at the same time. They’re fun to watch. Also every team does the pets in the park thing.

Not a hate crime but you’d get pounded anyway.

He’s a Phanatic. He’s from the Galapagos Islands. He does these things to spread joy. Any other questions?

Wait, don’t you want to know what Ja Rule thinks about all this mess?

She isn’t gay.

If you had it, you wouldn’t need to ask.

If there’s no more internet, we’ll all have a lot more to worry about than how we’re gonna watch Season 1 of Mean Girls.

Yeah I probably shouldn’t have responded and taken him out of the black, but I was just curious to how he was equating a rapist monster to Ronan Farrow. Lessons learned I suppose, since his responses are completely unhinged and nonsensical, by which I should not be surprised.

What did Ronan Farrow do that was “not ok” in your estimation?

Clearly in this case this person is using Traditional Values as code for bigotry. Once you look at it that way, it makes a lot more sense.

Clearly in this case this person is using Traditional Values as code for bigotry. Once you look at it that way, it makes a lot more sense.

This is completely unnecessary. Asparagus, like every other vegetable is really easy to cook. 5 minutes in a pan sauteed with olive oil, salt, pepper and garlic and finished with some romano cheese takes about 3 minutes and works perfectly every time. Just take off the fibrous end first.

Also basketball games are way shorter than football and baseball games so the sentence would be fulfilled in less overall time.

BUTTERY MALES!!!!!

There’s very good people on both sides of this waffle house shooting.

Well, it could be termites so you might not have to worry about a wasp problem.