Dad dick is real.

Philly PD, for all of their faults, are actually pretty good at not murdering unarmed people.

Exactly, here in Philly the only number to call for assistance is 911, which is police dispatch. There’s no other way to get an ambulance or fire engine other than that.

Problem is that if a cop asks you point blank if you’re black, you legally have to tell them if you are. It goes both ways.

The only thing worse than an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game is an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game and doesn’t know how to operate a baseball glove.

Yeah, you’re totally right, Ben Simmons is so bad. Nice take.

I fight light twerking to be an assault on proper booty clapping.

It’s not his fault he’s just telling it like it is and sticking it to those libruls. The media reporting on it is clearly at fault. If they didn’t report on it, no one would know he said it. If wee just stop questioning our dear leader and stop trying to make him look bad by reporting on exactly what he said,…

Sixers sign Lebron after this season. The following season the Phillies sign Trout and make a recently retired Chase Utley the manager. The Eagles continue their dominance. The Flyers still have no goaltending.

Agreed. Can’t wait until he comes home to sign with the Phillies.

You’re right, but who’s gonna stop him?

That’s one of the many many problematic things about deploying the armed forces to domestic soil. And this shit isn’t precedented, so who the fuck knows what Trump will do and what Congress will allow him to get away with. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear of US troops firing on refugees.

“...or other condition...”, so literally anything. Plus as another poster pointed out, the only check on this is Congress and well, we’ve seen how eager they are to uphold the Constitution.

Tomorrow he’s gonna be talking about “Totally colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 presidential election” Biden, or some shit. His projections have projections at this point.

Everything is a projection with him. It’s actually fascinating to watch. I don’t even think he knows he does it, but it’s so obvious. When he accused Ted Cruz’s father of killing JFK, it made me want an investigation in to Trump’s whereabouts on the day JFK was killed.

Yeah you’re right. I guess we always know the ones that last forever and not the ones that are out of the league in a few years. Wondering what the average for NHL players is.

Again, I’m a casual fan but it seems like I see names from years ago all the time. Joe Thornton, Jagr, etc. These dudes seem to play forever.

I ask this as a VERY casual hockey fan. I kinda pay attention when the Flyers are decent, but not much else. I used to pay attention a lot more. Like 15 years ago, I won my fantasy league because of these twins. My question is, how the fuck do hockey players play so long? 18 years? That’s crazy. Why, despite hockey…

It’s more of a pirouette. I’m a graceful motherfucker.

I’m a very big fan of Allagash White. I liked this beer more than that, which is high praise from me. It’s an excellent beer.