Unfortunately the President and VP cannot fly on the same airplane, so we’d need at least two separate “acts of god” to complete your scenario.

Nah, never Hawaii. He knows that Hawaii is just a part of Kenya and there’s no way he’s going to a shithole country.

The company that produced the video is a Chinese company. Non-white people were mostly in charge of this video.

C) Be white.

I think the fundamental change in our national tone occurred when we elected a bunch of neo-nazis to run it. The immigration thing is one of many many symptoms of that disease.

When was the last time you were killed my MS-13(or whatever illegal immigrant gang is supposed to be murdering half the country), huh?

They are white. The Trumpanzees only hate the brown immigrants. The white ones are fine.

The only people more creepy than the 18 countdown people, are the people who have the age of consent in every state memorized

I know. It’s fucking pathetic and embarrassing. Everyone knows the proper phrasing is “Hot Little Piece of Ass”. Little hot?? smh

Sixers look fantastic right now though? They haven’t lost since before the Super Bowl. Coincidence? Not likely.

I was there. I counted them. There were 2,014,674 people in attendance.

You don’t have crippling alcoholism. Better get working on that.

Or maybe you could post more.

I’m not sure if anyone asked for the UK update but it generally gets a lot of replies and stars and I personally like it.

I for one appreciate your comments and welcome your presence here but I’m a guy and grey on Jez so I guess that doesn’t mean much.

Nah, just booted.

Michael Jackson didn’t abuse anyone.

Not to mention originally marketing OxyContin as a non-abusable therefore non-addictive alternative to other opioids. We see how well that worked out.

I smoke a lot of weed and have for 20 years. I can’t stand jazz.

And cocaine and methamphetamine are schedule 2. Obviously our drug laws are idiotic.