He’s not being sued by the driver, he is being charged criminally.

#7hit7tormsComing

As much as I would like to express sympathy for a city’s fan base that just celebrated an NBA title two months ago, three of the last five World Series titles, and five Super Bowl victories out of six tries in the last 33 years... I can’t. Boo friggin’ hoo.

The buildings don’t make the people. I live here, too, and the lack of constant regeneration of our housing stock isn’t why our city has long felt culturally stagnant. The real reason is because native Philadelphians have long been an extremely immobile population, living their lives in the same neighborhoods they…

Right — and also “no evidence” is not evidence, either.

It’s the deflating tail at the end that gets me every damn time.

this gif ALWAYS brings me to tears. Laughing so hard...hurts...send help...

I can watch it 50 times in a row and crack up all 50 times. One of my all time favorites.

This damn gif NEVER ever gets old.

Just what I wanted an app that will tell my wife where I am at all times, said no married man ever.

“Black balls will heat up more than white balls would”

My whole week has been like this.

None other than Courtney Love herself gave the filmmaker unprecedented access to her deceased husband’s estate for the purpose of filling

The best part about it was they didn’t seem to realize that a Parental Warning sticker made an album more desirable to us.

(And, to be sure, there’s an inherent racism in that dilemma: Few bat an eye at violent lyrics or misogyny in classic rock, chalking it up to poetic license and creative expression. It’s only when blacks are engaging in provocative lyrics that we clutch our pearls.)

Ah, but that’s why guys like us remain in the grays. Probably. I wouldn’t know, I don’t have an IQ well past genius level like you.

I’m not prepared to invest that much effort in snark

Funny because you didn’t bother to take the time to Google what IQ level puts you past genius level.

I have 3 advanced degrees, make north of $200K a year, have an 11 inch penis, an IQ well past genius level and I fucked supermodel twins last night, and I noticed that too.