Deadspin should become all staff chats all the time.

He's just upset about his murdered parents.

I guess it makes it easier to spot the racist.

David Lynch managed to explode every available television trope and not just flip them on their head but actually explore the psychology of why they exist and what cultural role they filled about 20 years before that would become so much of our online conversation (on places like the gawker network say). He also did…

Even if you had never seen a David Fincher movie before David Lynch's work put you off so much that your disgust formed a halo effect that enveloped similarly-named directors, the only decent movie you would have missed as a result is Seven. As for Lynch, Mulholland Drive is legitimately excellent with respect to…

As opposed to the Phillies, who lead the majors in Cluster Fuck for the 1st of what appears to be many consecutive seasons.

You think they're doing a bad job managing the team, make a baby that can do it better, if not just shut the fuck up.

You mean like Suzy Kolber, the host of the show?

The real problem is the GM. John Idzik has completely whiffed on 10 of his 12 2014 draft picks (Calvin Pryor and Jace Amaro aren't lighting up the league either) and he's hamstrung Rex by sitting on over TWENTY MILLION IN AVAILABLE CAP SPACE. Rex Ryan has been stuck with the worst QB in the league for five years…

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

The NFL has entered into a partnership with the National Domestic Violence Hotline and the National Sexual Violence Resource Center. "They need our help," said Goodell. "And we are providing it."

It's a sad day when we can no longer look to t.a.T.u as our moral and spiritual guide. I'm so lost now. Someone please show me the way.

Yea it might be a while before I'm taking anything nice a pro football player is saying at face value lol.

I'll pretend you didn't say that you cynical bastard you!

Or at least has figured out the narrative and how to get some good PR from it.

+1 Just shot soda out of my nose! Thanks for that.

The only thing that can stop a bad 18 month old is a good 25 year old with a shoe.

Today I learned: Inmates get more action than I do...

I was afraid to open this article for fear of seeing some victim blaming idiodic tweet from an NFL player. Glad that's not what it was. At least 1 NFL Player has shit figured out.

That 18 month old just needs more discipline apparently.