Nor has the child for almost getting in the way of the shoe.

Are you sure? I mean I'm gathering that there's no difference be correlation and causation. At least that's my take away from many of these comments.

Police believe that Dwyer, during the second incident, also took a shoe and threw it toward their 1-year-old child.

This is just terrible. And what makes it worse, his wife hasn't even come out with a statement apologizing for her role in what happened.

I respect that you somehow managed to be so successful without understanding the difference between causation and correlation. That's some good hustle. Hopefully the career you've chosen to follow to that success leaves you sterile.

Why would he have to try not to leave bruises on a 1 year old?

It's crazy. Really turning me off to the NFL in general.

He says he "tries" not to leave bruises. That implies that he strikes her.

Its unreal. I mean I always knew professional athletes in general were shit, but what the fucking fuck at this point.

Someone should give him a trophy and then take it back.

Well at least he tries not to leave bruises. I mean, no promises or anything but A for effort.

IT IS NEVER OKAY TO HIT A 1-YEAR OLD!!

"the little fuckers didn't come with a user's manual."

It's stupid logic any way. I have a friend who was brutally sexually molested by his step father for several years. He turned out great. This does not mean that raping children is good parenting.

Corollary to this: a lot of the people that say "my parents beat me and I turned out great" are not such wonderful poster children for that theory as they seem to imagine.

This should certainly help if a student refuses to comply with police orders to give up her phone.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a prosthesis of some kind. I don't think that's going out on a limb at all. It makes no anatomical sense. It's too solid. I don't care how big your bottom is, you sit on the backs of your legs, not your butt. If you adjust your pelvis backward, your legs don't magically become disconnected…

It's like she's got her own hemorrhoid pillow.

The only thing worse than the play of the Phillies this year is that broadcast crew. They are absolutely brutal to listen to.