I hear you man. I was just playing around because of what you said. I’m sorry for your loss.

I am happy for you that your grandfather died.

I too have seen Dexter.

It's complete and total speculation. Lynch has explained why he doesn't want to talk to the media, and he never said anything about Social Anxiety at all. All these internet doctors in the comments is maddening.

As both a gambler and a fantasy player, let me be the first to tell you, gamblers and fantasy players don't give a shit about post game press conferences.

Well that's a lot better than the Philly.com comments section usually is. Normally it's 85-95% Racist shitspeak.

Anyone that lives in Philadelphia could easily tell you that Marcus Hayes is a world class jackass. He's the biggest hack in all of Philadelphia media, and that's no small feat.

Do you seriously expect me to read all these shitty stories?

Banana Laffy Taffy is one of the top 3 candies ever made.

Except you don't save your closer on the road in an elimination game in the playoffs. It's desperation time. You use the best you have available.

Deadspin should become all staff chats all the time.

Drew - That Emmett Smith bit is so fucking stupid, it makes me crack up every week. Fuck you for making me laugh at something so dumb.

I guess it makes it easier to spot the racist.

I feel the same way about bacon. Incidentally I feel the same way about weed. I mean I like bacon a lot and I like weed a lot, and they actually go quite well together, but they are not lifestyles.

Things that should just go away already: YouTube "Stars"

You think they're doing a bad job managing the team, make a baby that can do it better, if not just shut the fuck up.

You mean like Suzy Kolber, the host of the show?

Ray Carruth: Don't forget about me, I very very sorry.

It's a sad day when we can no longer look to t.a.T.u as our moral and spiritual guide. I'm so lost now. Someone please show me the way.

I'll pretend you didn't say that you cynical bastard you!