Even if you're 7'0" its hard to piss with your hands behind your back.

Having been detained by the police before I have a guess. He had to piss and they didn't give him access to a bathroom. I've seen it before and heard different reasons for the police doing it. Sometimes intentionally and sometimes not.

Maybe he did it because he was so scared. Or maybe he just really really had to go. Only reasons I can think of I guess.

He was barely buzzed based on his BAC. Still shouldn't have been driving, but he was no where near the pissed pants level of drunk. It's weird that he did that. Maybe he has a urinary incontinence problem or something.

He's both.

First of all, I guarantee they saw that tape. No one can convince me otherwise. It doesn't really matter though, they had the police report which stated that Ray Rice struck Janay in the head and knocked her unconscious. So, the fact that the video tape shows exactly what is described in the police report should…

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

Adam Carolla has a perfect line about situations like this:

My kids keep asking me for these things since they play the commercial on Nickelodeon approximately 50 times per hour. I will not buy it for them though, because I don't want them being fat weirdos. Thank you Albert for affirming my parental decisions.

Preposterous! Mayweather has never opened a book, nor could he spell the word green.

So I just live my life and try to stay positive, and try to become a better person each and every day."

So I just live my life and try to stay positive, and try to become a better person each and every day.

that mofoing segway was acting like it saw will smith or smthn, SMH.

^This

Rice already hired new a new lawyer: Dick Weaselberg.

Hey I don't deny it, but surely professional athletes are pretty coordinated.

For a uncoordinated dolt like yourself, yes.

Tom just a note: The Facebook post was written by the owner tommy Up, not the manager.