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So, here's where you have this all wrong. Say I beat my wife and I end up on the news because of it, and then the press start callings up my boss and asking him about it. Maybe there are a couple of protesters out in the parking lot when I get to work, and a reporter trying to interview my colleagues on the way in

It wasn't luck that caused him to be on video, it's the fact that he was in a casino. Everyone in a casino is on video from every possible angle at all times. No, he wasn't unlucky, he was fucking stupid.

Even in particularly bad knock outs in boxing or MMA, the person knocked out is only unconscious for a few seconds. This was not the case for Janaye. She easily could have died from an impact like that. Sadly she is showing signs of battered woman syndrome by staying with him, which shows that this has very

Do you have some kind of evidence that shows more QBs are injured on quarterback sneaks than in any other kind of play?

Agreed on all counts. People have died from less. He easily could have killed her and he gave zero fucks about it. He should have been tried for attempted murder.

Wow. Thanks for posting this. It's like he had a crystal ball.

Yeah I mean for most people, who have never been in trouble with the law it can be a scary experience. Still unusual for a grown man to do that. Maybe they just wouldn't let him use the bathroom for a long time. The cops in this case didn't seem like asshole cops that would do that though. Just a weird story I

He was barely buzzed based on his BAC. Still shouldn't have been driving, but he was no where near the pissed pants level of drunk. It's weird that he did that. Maybe he has a urinary incontinence problem or something.

Crispin makes a good dry cider.

He's both.

First of all, I guarantee they saw that tape. No one can convince me otherwise. It doesn't really matter though, they had the police report which stated that Ray Rice struck Janay in the head and knocked her unconscious. So, the fact that the video tape shows exactly what is described in the police report should

My kids keep asking me for these things since they play the commercial on Nickelodeon approximately 50 times per hour. I will not buy it for them though, because I don't want them being fat weirdos. Thank you Albert for affirming my parental decisions.

As a resident of Philadelphia, I'd like to enact a similar law with regards to the name Chase.

Why would anyone ever need to call Burger King?

I hear that Charles Manson thinks that the NFL was too hard on Aaron Hernandez.

Preposterous! Mayweather has never opened a book, nor could he spell the word green.

So I just live my life and try to stay positive, and try to become a better person each and every day."

Hey I don't deny it, but surely professional athletes are pretty coordinated.

Is falling off of a segway part of the experience? I feel like everyone falls off of these things. I'll certainly never ride one. I am way too uncoordinated.