That can't actually be his attorney right? He looks like a fucking caricature of an attorney! And Diamondstein doesn't even sound like a real name. The name sounds like whoever came up with this character was just going for maximum jewishness. It was going to be Goldstein but they took it a step further. This…

Tom just a note: The Facebook post was written by the owner tommy Up, not the manager.

McCoy's comment on Twitter was: It's bullshit man. He hasn't said much else but the Eagles front office said that the service was bad but that they wish he had handled the situation better.

Being an Eagles fan and resident of Philadelphia, I've known he's an asshole for a long time. It's pretty common knowledge that most of us just try to ignore from September through January.

That's really the point. He saw the video and decided that a slap on the wrist was the correct action to be taken, because as you said he doesn't know dick about domestic violence.

I love Joe Biden but he seriously needs to stop emailing me. I think I get 100 emails a week from him and the rest of the DNC. It's beyond ridiculous at this point, and the unsubscribe button does nothing.

I'm sure your friends are not suffering from crippling alcoholism and drinking massive amounts of booze for days on end for years? That's the difference here. You're right it takes dedication to get to that level and a couple of weekend warriors doing Jager bombs until they puke isn't going to do it.

What the fuck pizza! Get your fucking shit together. Christ.

That may be the case but Goodell not seeing the tape is not consistent with how he's done his job as commissioner. He's been very hands on and acts in a unilateral manner in most, if not all decisions. I find it hard to believe that a commissioner with as much control over the league would not want to see the tape.

This is very true. I was just pointing out the blatant lie they are perpetuating by saying they didn't see the tape. If TMZ got their hands on it, the NFL certainly could have, likely the same day it happened.

The NFL has an enormous security department made up of ex cops and FBI guys and stuff like that. They are also insane control freaks that will stop at nothing to protect their brand. There is a 100% possibility that NFL execs, and likely Goodell himself saw the video.

Anyone who thinks that NFL execs didn't see that video is out of their mind. They are just blatantly lying at this point and just hoping the whole thing will blow over. They couldn't have handled this whole thing any worse if they tried.

She is almost certainly a severe alcoholic and the high BAC is probably the result of a several day binge.

She really just got a little confused. She heard that saying before but thought it was Kids, drive them when you drink. It's all just a misunderstanding.

Yeah Jeets!

How do you guys not have the Ray Rice being cut story up yet?

Any time his name is mentioned, this is all I can think of.

Anyone with more than a half of a brain cell knew I was making a joke, and not quoting Stephen A. Smith exactly. Sorry you missed that.