Yeah Jeets!

How do you guys not have the Ray Rice being cut story up yet?

Any time his name is mentioned, this is all I can think of.

Anyone with more than a half of a brain cell knew I was making a joke, and not quoting Stephen A. Smith exactly. Sorry you missed that.

"She was clearly provoking him. Women need to learn not to provoke men like that"

Won't the national nightmare of Micro Fiche ever end??

How about some Chocolate Thunder?

Yes, Onlinerman is very dangerous.

Do they send the documents over as Micro Fiche?

Exactly.

The stuff that is said about Philly fans can be said about literally any other fan base. Look at the teams out west. Try going to a Dodgers game wearing a Giants jersey, there is a good chance you're getting stabbed. The whole Philly Fan trope is so played out and laxzy now. Some commentator comes out with the…

I'm an Eagles fan and I live in Philly. 99% of the stories listed above just didn't happen. It can get rowdy, especially in the years of the Vet, but it's not that much different from other cities inside the stadium. The parking lots can get a little rough, and the scene isn't for kids, but these stories are…

Delco = Delaware County, just outside of the city. Jorts everywhere, even in the winter.

Poor guy. He also has to make the stressful decision on which yacht he's going to watch it from. It's a hard knock life.

How is an owner suspended anyway? Does he have any less ownership during the suspension? Does he have to give up 6 weeks worth of revenue? Does he have to stop being filthy fucking rich for 6 weeks?

Ah I see you encountered the Delco variety of Eagles fan. Jorts are part of the Delco uniform. He couldn't help it.

I've got a Duracell with your name on it buddy, and don't worry, I also have plenty of vomit to go around.

Well, I already bought the batteries and the natty...