I've read your reply three times now, and I've determined that it makes absolutely no sense. You must be a Giants fan.

I'm working on it. Thought I had a good one but it didn't reference her race so I decided not to post it. It's not easy making snarky comments on gossip blogs!

Drew - If I have to wait any longer for the Eagles one, I'm going to throw batteries at you and then drunkenly vomit on you.

Agreed. Sometimes when my beer budget is shot, but I still want to drink some beer I get PBR. It's cheap, and not that bad as compared to Miller or Busch. I am by no one's definition a hipster or in any way cool at all(that ship sailed a long time ago before a wife and 3 kids), and I drink PBR on occasion, and I…

I guess that depends on whatever the fuck yips are and how bad they are.

Apparently she was under the impression that the bag contained delicious Ho Hos.

I followed along with it. I don't really care much about the pictures as still pictures of boobs don't do that much for me, but the whole thing unfolding on reddit and 4chan was pretty fascinating.

On Sunday it took more work to NOT see the JLaw pics than it did to see them.

Which is cooler: Cargo Shorts or long panted(sleeved?)Pleated Khakis?

100% of the porn that I consumed as an adolescent consisted of magazines found in the woods and on the local railroad tracks. Back then I guess there were a lot of hobos looking at porn in the woods or something? Where else is a hobo going to jack it without getting arrested?

Kids have always been bad decision factories, they just have more tools with which to make their bad decisions these days.

Step 1a. If you do take pictures of your naked body, expect and make peace with that fact that said pictures will be seen by people that you didn't intend to see them. Be prepared to deal with any unintended consequences of people seeing these pictures. If you're famous, many many more people will see them, so the…

I've had these fuckers in my basement for years. I spray and they are gone for awhile, but they always come back in numbers. They are scary as shit to look at and tend to jump at you instead of away from you like a normal cricket, but they seem harmless. My kids are terrified of them though, and refuse to go in to…

I didn't say all NFL fans gamble, just that the reason the NFL is so popular is because of gambling. I include Fantasy Football in gambling as well. This really isn't controversial stuff. Gambling is huge for the NFL.

NFL fans are fans of gambling. It is the #1 reason for the NFL's success. You can bet on baseball but it's not for the novice gambler.

I had no idea you were married to Drew Magary.