GODDAMNIT CHARLIE FOR THE LAST TIME WADE BOGGS IS ALIVE! HE LIVES IN TAMPA, FLORIDA!

“He also said he ‘had been drinking’ for at least 3 hours”

One of the all-time great life lessons from Raylan fucking Givens.

I would suggest she start selling air conditioners, but you’re right- she should sell only fans. Nothing else. After all, fans are a great item to sell, as we all need to cool off on a hot summer night.

Don’t forget about influential botanist Professor Morton Peck!

In case anyone has a contact with the family - I’ve got a great suggestion about a musician they could hire for the funeral. He is pretty handsey, but also a decent sax player, all things considered.

Yep, it looks just like the classic case of a hyperlink being posted and then all the text getting jumbled around in order. I’ve seen it a number of times, including my own posts.

I, for one, am glad that I’m ungreyed on a number of the different site not just Kotaku.

Whoa guys, don’t you know you’re only supposed to be guides and walkthroughs?

That teaser felt so low effort, even down to Michael Keaton’s one line being so bland.

Hey Jim Spanfeller - you’re an herb! Just wanted to make that clear.

Tesla’s touchscreen gear selector is dangerous, and inherently requires you to take your attention off the road in front you. Especially compared to the lifelong muscle memory that drivers have of the traditional automatic shifter layout and the feedback you get in your hands while doing it.

“Even though our customers can still afford our cars... there was a level of emotional sensitivity that slowed down demand.”

Sure, no problem. How about I suggest it gets replaced with this instead?

The journey of Jeff Winger slowly growing and becoming a better person throughout the show is obviously a constant one - needless to say he’s a much better human being in the 3rd season than the beginning of the show - but the “Jeff Winger” that exists in the pilot? Oh yeah, it’s pure young Chevy Chase, 100%.…

He actually did list for $242,069, so I guess both he and Elon are 12 year olds 

Few things are more satisfying than when they explode a gigantic ball bearing at so much force it shakes their whole building, and then he immediately shouts “Holy Fuck!” in his Finnish accent. 

“and the hospital prologue to MGS5"

My theory? The chiefs scored more points than the 49ers. But I know that's WILD speculation, to be fair.