Don't forget the sixth sense! Though I guess it was more a short motel rental than a condo lease.

Your heart has a Dragon Quest XI shaped hole inside of it - and it needs to be filled.

My suggestion for how to fix it?

“Kinja won’t let me add a picture.”

Excuse you, it’s not “putty”.

Oh my God Hank’s fun facts. So hilarious, creepy, and somehow slightly erotic all at the same time.

Yeah, that’s a weird thing to say. There are plenty of YouTubers who are horrible, because of course. But my YouTube is subscribed to dozens of really incredible channels of all various educational styles and fields, and many of them I watch with my six year old niece. She absolutely adores Tom Scott, for one, as well…

“and I’m sure the result has been arranged beforehand”

Yeah, I mean they’re both doing this ridiculous stunt to make money - and for Tyson, I’d think Jake Paul is the far more recognizable cash cow (At least within his own fanbase). I’m not saying Tyson won’t win, because OBVIOUSLY he will win, but I don’t think he would ever do something so stupid as to jeopardize his…

The switch felt fine to me?

Honestly? I'd allow it. I've got 500+ hrs on my switch with monster train as my most played game, and another 300 on steam. And I think there's a decent chance balatro will end up surpassing that for me. It fucking rules

Balatro rules so hard. I had a run last night that was so good, a single pair of kings was getting me almost 9k points. Two spots were scoring almost 20k each. Ended up at round 23 with 8 ante. Broke my heart when I lost the run, but I started up a new one 2 seconds later. So I can’t say I was too broken up about it.

I’m really torn about FXVI.

I would say that the only thing missing from the skit is a good pair of truck nuts...but truck nuts are a goddamn treasure. And I'm so glad they weren't spoiled by this.

I was actually planning on watching this with Brianfowler713's mom! It’s a bit tough to get a view of the TV, but I should be able to reposition myself on the tree branch outside the window.

That accent thing makes me happy, since it leaves the opportunity to bust out this gem.

You see, you could’ve written your response without coming off like a dick. Or you could’ve written nothing at all.

My idea of an underrated and underappreciated Sony exclusive are the gravity rush games, not the franchise that’s spawned one of Sony’s biggest mascots alongside Kratos, Joel and Ellie, and Nathan Drake. But okay, sure... Horizon Zero Dawn. You do you, Kotaku.

I’ve got a SIL who, no joke, would have her iPad in her lap while driving so she could continue to get work done on the way home. Complete workaholic of a woman, and it absolutely disgusts me that she would do that. So far as I know, she doesn't do it anymore, thankfully.

Plasma pitbull would absolutely be the name of a MGS henchman