Every single one of these names could legitimately be used in a kojima game

Big woodworking cooker for me!

It’s always a good opportunity to remind people of the existence of Brian David Gilbert’s Kojima Name Generator, and that one brilliant person out there actually made it into a website and everything.

“I thought they cut back on that after Chase improved the N-word that one time.”

“And also, I didn’t do anything wrong by bringing up George Floyd! After all, Kendall Jenner showed us that all he needed to do was offer the police officers a Pepsi Candoval.”

“Well, if they’re employees of a company selling his product their job is, in a sense, help this guy (and many other corporations) make money.”

Yeah, I mean I’d like to think I’m decently plugged into the world of vidja games (Other than Kotaku, regularly lurk on destructoid, Eurogamer, polygon and rock paper shotgun) and I don’t I had ever heard of this game before. I vaguely remember seeing a thumbnail for skill up - over on the youtubes - that was about…

John Cleese is the world-conquering emperor of lies, the biggest reserved for himself.

That’s the weirdest monkey’s paw deal ever

I’m in my late 30s and I don’t have any nieces or nephews so I can’t particularly say that I’ve watched any of the Schneider era Nickelodeon - my era was more the mid to late 90s - but there was a compilation video I saw of many creepy scenes of his shows. So weird and creepy. SO MANY intentional shots of young girls…

All a workplace training seminar has to do is just include a bunch of clips of Ross getting so creepy and possessive of Rachel about Mark, or Ross, as a college professor, dating one of his own students. There are MORE than enough creepy Ross moments.

I was just making a silly, stupid Internet joke. I have no particular thoughts about variety or any other such internet publication.

I definitely would love to see their synopsis of Citizen Kane : “Charles Foster Kane, formerly beloved wealthy recluse, reminisces about his childhood sled in his dying moments.” or Fight Club: “Jack and his hallucinated alter-ego Tyler Durden continue to develop their activists efforts to fight for widespread credit…

Have you actually played AW2? Because of those individual moments fit completely within the game. It is not at all a cheap crutch.

Oh they won’t. Nintendo is obviously the only company that pulls stunts like that. Every other publisher is clearly okay with their IPs being used in high profile mods.

Persona 3 Reload Royal Gaiden: The Director’s Cut

I know that mankind divided had a lot of flaws - it’s fairly short length and abrupt ending among them, but it did a LOT right. It’s world building was so well fleshed out. It was nice to explore smaller but more sense, “Yakuza” like world by a western developer, especially since embracing foot travel kept it from…

Their Marion berry one is the greatest goddamn ice cream ever made. I’ve never been to Oregon and eating that ice cream makes me want to go to Oregon, just for the opportunity to eat fresh Marion berries.

No idea whether the movie will be any good, but that trailer fucking rules