In all honesty, I had some passing interest in giving cyberpunk another shot (I preordered it and then eventually got a refund) but I’ve definitely been repelled by the non stop advertising. I get that a big part of it isn’t CDPR’s fault, but rather the 3rd party marketing companies - I can’t imagine even CDPR see’s t…

Don’t forget about the alien invasion after the cut to black - oh and when my grandfather was in the merchants back in the 50's, he was given massive gold stash invested that all into apple and ibm.

Kotaku: Making dark humor with videogame characters through AI is a nightmare.

I always appreciated 30's fondness for nonsensical jokes with seemingly no punchline or logic that almost no no other sitcom would’ve been able to pull off. And the Jenna/Frasier/ Kenneth Carvel Cake fraud story is one of the best of them - Kelsey Grammer just shows up for no reason whatsoever and he’s having the time…

There’s actually a little known hack to still end up getting mcnuggets with a possum face. Order the big mac alongside the mcnuggets, because it actually still comes with a possum face - and then ask for an extra possum face on the side!

I don’t know how my experience would compare to others, but I saw non-stop phantom liberty ads for a good two weeks, on hulu, peacock and youtube ads (I’ve got adblocker on my main pc, but I haven’t gotten around to setting it up on my router for the whole house, so I still have youtube ads on phone/switch/ps5). So…

To her defense, maybe she was tripping balls and hallucinated that she was talking to Klaus Kinski.

So, having never actually watched the Sopranos, I believe this might be my very first scene of the show that I’ve seen. And for it to be this incredibly random moment of kids trashing a pool, with no context to whatsoever - I think it’s delightful. I can only hope I’ll never get around to watching the Sopranos, so my…

In all honesty, mixing up those two names in a fuckup like that is just so perfectly evocative of the depths of which current day kotaku has sunk. What is considered quality around these parts must be really low, for such complacency to exist that would allow that kind of slip-up to not only happen in the first place,…

Years ago one of my closest friends got married and I was his best man and I met all of his in-laws - one of whom is his brother-in-law who is just shy of 7 feet tall.

Is it just my phone going crazy here? Because it seems like the mobile version of this site, from my phone at least, is broken.

I’ve got a bum knee and it’s very hard for me to take everything back to the car at once, so when I need to change out a propane tank I usually need to do it first before shopping for other stuff. But even then, I always make sure that I’ve got multiple windows left open for a cross breeze, and when I eventually am…

Considering that Kotaku is basically dead to Bethesda... I highly doubt that Bethesda employees are even allowed to read this site, let alone scouring Kotaku for exclusive scoops on the newest bugs or exploits they need to patch. Even if their favorite “Press Sneak Fuck” has moved on to Bloomberg, they’ll never give…

Look, guys, this car was built for this, okay? It’s got air intake valves. This is precision British land- to-sea craftsmanship at work. We’re going in. We’re not missing that boat.

In defense of the sixth graders - I’ve got a 12 year old nephew who knows you just don’t say the “r-word”, ever, at all. And this is a kid who loves saying “balls”, and who just recently found out about “deez nuts”.

Oh don’t worry, he’s not going to stop trolling on Twitter.

You know what hulk6785? You go buy yourself a tape recorder, and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

I’ve never watched NCIS but from the few clips I’ve seen, it certainly seems like mostly fluff harmless busy work/ folding laundry television. So I can understand why something like that has lasted so long.