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    My girlfriend is real! She just can’t visit...because she lives in Canada!

    Jesus Christ. IANAL and all, but I feel like that alone HAS to be begging for a lawsuit of some kind.

    And for a million surge points...he got me!

    “Oh, what’s that? You don’t actually want me here?...

    “That Telltale game is the only vaguely worthwhile thing that’s come out of his whole life.”

    Back in the late 70s my father was in a crash that sent him sliding across the opposing two lanes of traffic and into a gas station parking lot - he was swiped by a jackass who was making a quick right turn from the intersection - he had a green light and the car driver had “no turn on red”.

    It may be an OG gif but it NEVER gets old.

    Well the hubcaps come with the cybertruck. They don't stay with the cybertruck.

    It’s a real bummer. I’ve got a fever that can only be cured by a hot red-devil lady and that stupid whiny emo boy won’t stop going on about how meant for each other we are.

    Leave Gale at camp, he’s an ass.”

    If I remember, didn't Letterman negotiate a contract with the WGA that allowed him reopen with union writers?

    BE GONE VILE MAN! BE GONE FROM ME! 

    if you believe Elon Musk is going to get humanity to Mars one day

    What are you talking about?! These films are being made for a very interested audience - Hospital waiting rooms, Airplanes, the DMV and prison recreational time.

    I still vividly remember when I was a stupid teenager and got busted for “urban exploring” - I had always been careful to not be seen by myself, but I let myself, stupidly, get talked into bring a few people who were immediately seen and called the cops on us.

    I truly hope this Sheriff has had at least one story that started out

    I will be genuinely disappointed if we don’t be end up seeing the Matt’s off-road recovery people showing up the playa to get the burning man yuppies out.

    God I hate how accurate this is

    At this point, I feel like the sheer carbon footprint from all of those glampers and their generators and AC units has got to dwarf the actual burning display, even as bad as the burning probably is on its own.