To her defense, maybe she was tripping balls and hallucinated that she was talking to Klaus Kinski.

So, having never actually watched the Sopranos, I believe this might be my very first scene of the show that I’ve seen. And for it to be this incredibly random moment of kids trashing a pool, with no context to whatsoever - I think it’s delightful. I can only hope I’ll never get around to watching the Sopranos, so my…

In all honesty, mixing up those two names in a fuckup like that is just so perfectly evocative of the depths of which current day kotaku has sunk. What is considered quality around these parts must be really low, for such complacency to exist that would allow that kind of slip-up to not only happen in the first place,…

Years ago one of my closest friends got married and I was his best man and I met all of his in-laws - one of whom is his brother-in-law who is just shy of 7 feet tall.

Is it just my phone going crazy here? Because it seems like the mobile version of this site, from my phone at least, is broken.

I’ve got a bum knee and it’s very hard for me to take everything back to the car at once, so when I need to change out a propane tank I usually need to do it first before shopping for other stuff. But even then, I always make sure that I’ve got multiple windows left open for a cross breeze, and when I eventually am…

Considering that Kotaku is basically dead to Bethesda... I highly doubt that Bethesda employees are even allowed to read this site, let alone scouring Kotaku for exclusive scoops on the newest bugs or exploits they need to patch. Even if their favorite “Press Sneak Fuck” has moved on to Bloomberg, they’ll never give…

Look, guys, this car was built for this, okay? It’s got air intake valves. This is precision British land- to-sea craftsmanship at work. We’re going in. We’re not missing that boat.

In defense of the sixth graders - I’ve got a 12 year old nephew who knows you just don’t say the “r-word”, ever, at all. And this is a kid who loves saying “balls”, and who just recently found out about “deez nuts”.

Oh don’t worry, he’s not going to stop trolling on Twitter.

You know what hulk6785? You go buy yourself a tape recorder, and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

I’ve never watched NCIS but from the few clips I’ve seen, it certainly seems like mostly fluff harmless busy work/ folding laundry television. So I can understand why something like that has lasted so long.

My girlfriend is real! She just can’t visit...because she lives in Canada!

Jesus Christ. IANAL and all, but I feel like that alone HAS to be begging for a lawsuit of some kind.

And for a million surge points...he got me!

“Oh, what’s that? You don’t actually want me here?...

“That Telltale game is the only vaguely worthwhile thing that’s come out of his whole life.”