Back in the late 70s my father was in a crash that sent him sliding across the opposing two lanes of traffic and into a gas station parking lot - he was swiped by a jackass who was making a quick right turn from the intersection - he had a green light and the car driver had “no turn on red”.

It may be an OG gif but it NEVER gets old.

Well the hubcaps come with the cybertruck. They don't stay with the cybertruck.

It’s a real bummer. I’ve got a fever that can only be cured by a hot red-devil lady and that stupid whiny emo boy won’t stop going on about how meant for each other we are.

“Leave Gale at camp, he’s an ass.”

If I remember, didn't Letterman negotiate a contract with the WGA that allowed him reopen with union writers?

BE GONE VILE MAN! BE GONE FROM ME! 

if you believe Elon Musk is going to get humanity to Mars one day

What are you talking about?! These films are being made for a very interested audience - Hospital waiting rooms, Airplanes, the DMV and prison recreational time.

I still vividly remember when I was a stupid teenager and got busted for “urban exploring” - I had always been careful to not be seen by myself, but I let myself, stupidly, get talked into bring a few people who were immediately seen and called the cops on us.

I truly hope this Sheriff has had at least one story that started out

I will be genuinely disappointed if we don’t be end up seeing the Matt’s off-road recovery people showing up the playa to get the burning man yuppies out.

God I hate how accurate this is

At this point, I feel like the sheer carbon footprint from all of those glampers and their generators and AC units has got to dwarf the actual burning display, even as bad as the burning probably is on its own.

I do wonder how much stuff they left behind - vehicles, tents, entire living at spaces. So much for the “leave no trace” mantra.

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If Baumgartner and her kids need to be within 50 steps of the sea, I’ve got the perfect place in mind. It’s got gorgeous, fully 360 degree views of the sea, more than enough resources for libations and entertaining guests - and the close by mermaids are very soothing to listen to. There is one roommate, but he’s a…

Gale STOP IT! No more humping!

This is my exaction situation - I just successfully defended the last light in and it somehow turned Gale on, despite karlach and mine’s mutual declarations to touch each other’s swimsuit areas once her skin stops burning.

“So we got a call about a bog island that was doing some drifting and got itself stuck. Jaymie, me and Trevor are in the banana, we’ve got the Morrvair on a trailer, and Tomtom and Lizzy are driving behind us in Dig-dug. Hopefully we can tow it with just the Morrvair, but we’ve got the other vehicles as backup if we…