They couldn’t have just used Simone Giertz’s own version as a base for designing a tesla truck?

Everybody deserves a chance to play the Yakuza games, regardless of console. It should practically be a constitutionally guaranteed right at this point.

Yeah, I really agree with that. For me, I didn’t at all mind the Walkman in MGSV because it felt like it fit in that world and genuinely helped the immersion. Just like I loved to set “take on me” as my helicopter song because it was so damn fun to hear it every time I landed on the ground. For all of phantom pains…

Did you properly rock your wife to sleep when she was getting nervous?! Remember to sync R1 and L1 as close as possible when pressing, otherwise you won’t be able to progress to the next level of fatherhood.

In all seriousness, best of luck to you, your significant other and this next chapter of your life! My birthday…

Well done and beautifully written, Heather. And Spanfeller is an herb.

Yep, those ads are pretty awful, and 'ole Jim the Herb can be thanked for that.

Oh, that. I saw noticed that earlier, but I didn’t realize that’s what you were referring to. I would assume that since there is no remaining writing staff left, that Paul maidment wrote those few posts but didn’t want his name attached.

What are you referring to? I don’t think I’ve heard about this and I've been trying to keep track of any new updates

Well now - color me impressed by Obsidian’s efforts to make a great game that as many people as possible can enjoy!

Oh yeah, that’s his name. I wasn’t honestly too familiar with him, I think he had left before I started reading stuff here. What a devastatingly sad story. At least his family was able to eventually find his remains and lay the poor guy to rest.

Yep. I feel the same way. It really is weird. I remember being through serious crises over the years - sudden family or friend deaths, etc, and always wanting to take a break at some point during those points of heaviness and head over these sites. Or over the past couple years, being absolutely worried about…

I’m not trying to be overly dramatic, but it’s honestly going to be super, super weird to not be on these sites. I probably have at least 5-6 days a week for many, many years popping over here whenever I have a free moment. I think since at least 2008 or 2009, although my actual kinja account might only be 5 0r 6…

You can’t have any autoplay complaints if no one is even seeing them!

As a longtime reader of deadspin/kotaku/jezebel/jalopnik & gawker (pours one out) and occasional commenter, I’ve been on all these sites, reading and actively commenting for at least 7 or 8 years. Maybe more.
I’ll check out some kotaku posts because you are all incredible writers and Mike Fahey is a goddamn inspiration…

Hey, Elite Joe tried repeatedly tried to kill Lamar last year whenever Lamar would line up at WR. It’s only fair the Broncos return the favor.

I think that Lauren and all of the other writers wouldn’t at all support you writing your complaints to the suits in charge and telling them all how bad they are and how much the overall gizmodo readers hate them - and encouraging as many people as possible to bombard them with complaints as well. They don’t want to…

Likely for a 7th round pick and poster of Mahk Wahlberg from his underwear model days.

“Underperforming or whether or deciding, all those words I’ve never used in my life”

Little known is the fact that ESPN actually wanted both Booger and Jason Witten to share the commentator role with Tessitore, but Witten left because he wouldn’t do that sort of a dishonor to the prestige and history of the color commentator slot. There was actually talk of him taking over the commentator role at fox,…