See, I’m torn here because yes, this is great, but Fallon doing Kent Jones is the corniest shit I’ve ever seen and I feel bad supporting that.

Appropriately, this was also my reaction when I heard about this party’s theme. Also its attendees. And the food. Probably also the smell, but I can’t vouch for that.

Who rob the world? Girls. Who rob the world? Girls. Who rob this mother? Mothers.

honestly, I just regret that the descriptions didn’t list him as “noted centaur-admirer Alex Rodriguez.”

What band/artist would you be most confused/offended by someone saying they did not like (which can be different to your favourite band)?

To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.

It’s shocking to me that a man named Chip, who coached in New Hampshire and Oregon, would be uncomfortable with black players.

Meanwhile, Austin Rivers plays a sad game of 1 on 1, alone, at the gym, wondering why none of the cool kids came to his birthday party and all went to Deandre’s instead even though Dad said there’d be a bouncy house and ice cream cake and everything at Austin’s party.

Carmelo Anthony: (enters Big and Tall Store)

The most disturbing part of this article? The guy in the top right who looks like what would happen if you swapped Donald Trump’s hair color with his skin color.

The commentator calling this “an amazing moment in sports” is the icing on the cake for me.

My takeaway from this article was that ‘bipetual’ is a complete nonsense word. I’m assuming that the participants described themselves as bipedal and no-one had the heart to correct Merrick.

It’s a testament to his legacy that he went out the way he came in: being beautifully, hilariously self-deprecating. We’ll miss you, Dave.

I am so ready for this album.

As a Knicks fan, I feel that I can best express myself by saying, “Fuck everything, there is no joy to be had in the world.”

Blake throwing his hands up to say, “Of fucking course” is the true highlight here. #keepstuntinaustin

As usual, the lesson is that if you want to have a Man Cave, you have to be alright with some red skin being rubbed the wrong way.

- Wes Welker, Austin Collie, Jake Locker, as they wander aimlessly through a Denny's parking lot.

Leave it to Dickie V to watch Kiss the Girls and side with Casanova.

Apart from the fact we're finally moving back up the table after pissing away most of the season, I think it's important to note this was the Revierderby, by far the biggest match all season for both teams. I can't express it better than this: