Where was Akeem the African Dream in the montage?

Trevor Hoffman was so good he didn’t need to pitch to an entire lineup. Mike Mussina was so bad he had to face the entire lineup more than twice, often.

They’re still getting over the election results. Poor stons.

Team name? The Omaha Buffet

I just did jury duty and the case was attempt of 1st degree murder. Trial was all day and we spent about 35 mins and decided not guilty. Is 35 mins about the right amount of time? I was the foreman and had everyone look at the evidence first and then we talked about the unanswered questions, then we voted.

Why should anyone over the age of 22 watch college football? Games take forever, lopsided, free labor, coaches are ass. It’s only for townies that feel like it’s professional.

I didn’t see C2-B5 in it. Can anyone confirm that they saw him?

I saw it last night. I’m not sure if I like or not yet. I got the ending that I wanted, but still don’t know if the first two acts made sense for me to care about them in the third act.

Really, folks shouldn’t care about college sports. Watch the pros.

FUMBLE!

Probably grabbing lunch with Jon Gruden.

Nice Hooters in the background.

17 new people that will probably not know what a catch is. Great.

Are you pretty sure that’s in comic sans? My guy, Jabroni Clyde, thinks it’s not.

This private lawyer will defend him in Philly:

Golden time for Philly attorneys.

If only he could resurrect Radio Shack

Townies just like watching their unpaid interns play the ol’ football Diana. I don’t get it either.

and how about some Carson Palmer bloopers as he turns into Jake Delhomme?

Remember Austin Collie? Austin doesn’t.