How about having your right arm & leg tied to one car, and then your left arm & leg tied to another car. The cars then drive together at the same speed but then start drifting apart thus ripping off your arms and legs from your torso?

More of these college sports interns should do what Chuck just did. Just walk away when you’re ready.

The number to congress is 976-BUTTHURT

Cool story. Mike Evans is butthurt.

I’m sorry everyone is butthurt that there have been immigration laws.

WWE, they allow women to wrestle.

I’m sorry you’re butthurt.

Secretary of Defense Bill Belichick?

I’m sorry your butthurt.

Vote whitey back to office; no more 50/50 whites!

When I was flipping thru they last week they had 5 guys yell about college rankings on an hour long show.

Last year a little guy was on Wheel Of Fortune. They had a surrogate there to spin the wheel for him. At first I thought the surrogate would pick him up and lean him towards the wheel so he could spin. I was wrong.

Does Jason Heyward actually get a ring?

Dead Cubs Lives Mattered? Just stop with the dead people stuff. If I can’t make money on this selling unlicensed Cubs crap at the cemetery then I don’t want to read this anymore. Fans die, get over it.

Congrats to Joe Nathan and Brian Matusz. You finally get those rings.

Can we add me winning my square during the first quarter of the Super Bowl?

Fuck college football in general. It’s slavery with better dorms and townies as fans. Love that ESPN has a show dedicated to an hour’s worth of time to argue rankings.

Sam Hurd is laughing and very unimpressed.

Just curious but did the daughter ever find out who her father is?

TEBOW!