Dammit townies!

Nice to see Chris Coghlan do his best Jason Heyward impersonation last night.

AND SOON COLLEGE GOING TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

She later showed up to a Krystals on Bourbon St where she somehow tea bagged another LSU drunk.

I had a fantasy the Bears would be bottom 4 team this year. It cost me nearly $2000 in season tickets to see it though. Where’s my insurance?

I also partied a few times with Jed York at Notre Dame. My high school friend roomed with him for 4 years. He drew on my face one time after I passed out and it was not good.

Guy that went to my grade school and high school married Khan’s daughter last year. Based on the FB photos I saw, Khan is a party machine.

45 mph and under, it’s more effective to have windows down. 45 mpt and higher on the higher, AC on. Windows down increases the drag and makes the care work harder.

Did you know there are some 90 year olds that have never seen the Cubs win a WS. WGN told me. Had no idea. I wonder if there are others.....

I’m sure we’ll be fine no matter what happens.

Is the Asian Zing sauce at B-Dubs any good? I asked the Korean guy in my office and he was pissed at me.

Is there a better song from the 1980s than Panama by Van Halen?

Why they don’t use Crispino every week is lost on me. Laugh at him every time.

He’s going to Grandpa Trump tonight. Wearing a sweater, he’ll assist Hillary to the podium. He’ll talk about his grand kids the entire time and social security.

I’ve never eaten a fried egg. Should I? I’m 35 now so I feel like I’ve made my choice.

Reilly Reid joins this protest multiple times a day

I saw Danny Woodhead take a knee last week, although he may have been forced to.

like, what’s the title of the book????

So what happens next?

Probably time to build a new stadium