let’s recap this week in former Bears: Forte 100 yards and 3 TDs, Brandon Marshall with 100+ yards, Marty Bennett a TD, Greg Olsen 100+ yards and a TD.

Fabian Bownes

A guy I work with said his son’s kindergarten glass had a boy that shit in the urinal. Now that’s a protest that works!

Sounds like something a dictator would say....oh well, AMERICA!

College football is sad because A) townies B) they’re just kids C) townies?

Kaep was strangely cool with the bombings of the Doctor Without Borders in Kunduz.

Did Ragnar blow the horn? The curse of Ragnar begins.

When will Rachel Dolezal chime in?

But how about Santa Clara’s PD? Right, right?

Can she bring back Harambe?

Has Hulk Hogan gone around the office to talk prayers and vitamins?

Ray Lewis has been awfully quiet today.

Should’ve drafted Harambe

I guy I went to grade school with married the owner’s daughter. I’m not sure if I should be jealous or not since it’s the Jags.

Sweet FACIAL photo

I’m pretty sure I’m not watching any of the Olympics. Perhaps the trampoline. I’ll just catch highlights whenever they appear.

Only townies care about college football and said townies are inbred, mouth breathing, slack-jacked yokels.

Is there a Delta Force unit on standby when the USA American amateur athletes get in trouble?

His son will hold the post funeral luncheon at Kids R Us.

Ivan Rodriguez thought the same thing: