How come the cops didn’t call his coach first? He’s a football player and thousands of townies depend on him to football.

That inning was over an hour and we had like two brawls and garbage thrown onto the field during that 60+ mins!?!?

I live and grew up in Chicago. I prefer not watching college because they’re not pros. I went to Arizona for school and I really don’t get the connection adults have with college sports. I joke that college sports is for townies. Why support institutions that use these kids for greed?

I’m going to Montreal next weekend for a bachelor party. Do I need to convert my USD into Loonies before the trip? And while visiting a strip club, do I just tip Loonies?

I bought my boss a birthday cake today. Should I expense it to my company (in which he’d actually have to sign off on my expense report)?

1986 Jordan Bulls vs Celtics post season series.

Richard!

OJ took this message and ran with it.

Has Mischa Barton made a statement yet? Or Carrot Top?

SPORTS!

Buddy and HitchBOT are finally together again.

Much better than what the Italians do

Hockey Dad Fight Night can finally become a thing.

1979 Blackhawks drafted Keith Brown #7 overall. 8 picks later Ray Bourque was selected. Ooops.

Gotta be the Las Vegas Mob or Hitmen.

West Canaan needs to build a $45M Billy Bob stadium and also replace the Coach Kilmer statue.

Robert Horry, Steve Kerr, and Horace Grant still have more rings, so I guess he’s still shy of the GOAT talk. We defer to rings, right?

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How does this guy keep getting young chicks?

He’s beloved by townies that enjoy the fraud that is college football using students as athletes.