College football is sad because A) townies B) they’re just kids C) townies?

Too bad this occasion wasn’t a launch.

Kaep was strangely cool with the bombings of the Doctor Without Borders in Kunduz.

Did Ragnar blow the horn? The curse of Ragnar begins.

When will Rachel Dolezal chime in?

But how about Santa Clara’s PD? Right, right?

Can she bring back Harambe?

NBC owns cable channels and they aired a lot of action on their cable channels. You pay for what you get.

NBC’s cable channels are not free. Plenty of action was show on BRAVO, CNBC, NBC Sports, and MSNBC.

Plenty of the Olympics were shown on NBC’s cable channels.

Has Hulk Hogan gone around the office to talk prayers and vitamins?

Ray Lewis has been awfully quiet today.

Should’ve drafted Harambe

I guy I went to grade school with married the owner’s daughter. I’m not sure if I should be jealous or not since it’s the Jags.

Sweet FACIAL photo

I’m pretty sure I’m not watching any of the Olympics. Perhaps the trampoline. I’ll just catch highlights whenever they appear.

Only townies care about college football and said townies are inbred, mouth breathing, slack-jacked yokels.

Is there a Delta Force unit on standby when the USA American amateur athletes get in trouble?

His son will hold the post funeral luncheon at Kids R Us.

Ivan Rodriguez thought the same thing: