I love this show so goddamned much, I can't even say. Every aspect of this was handled beautifully and somehow managed to be both very relatable and hilariously absurd. I really did not expect the way the story went, especially not that (SPOILER ALERT) Abbi and Jeremy would be over so quickly. But again, so accurate,…

"Bitch, you wouldn't be calling me if you didn't know."

"Taking a selfie with Jesus" sounds like a euphemism for someone dying.

Wanting to be carelessly thin - so spot on.

Powder is never a bad start, because it's less permanent if you ever mess up. I prefer using pencil liners, because I've been using them for years so that's what I find most comfortable. When I first started, I used the Avon retractable Glimmersticks, because they were cheap and readily available when my mom was…

For me, baby sloth pile.

I drank a beer, so now I'm drunk and losing my mind at "a good assing." Kudos, CassiebearRAWR.

No, but like, for real. I'm gonna full valley girl Cher. (Which is when you KNOW NeoNails is serious).

I didn't watch it, but it seems from the picture that it's more like Katy Perry giving his crotch an aggressive assing.

Okay, Adultie, I'm NJ but that's like next door neighbors to Boston, practically. Next time I'm in your area, BREAK OUT THE PARM 'cuz I'm bringing my giant ass Mary Poppins bag of makeup and WE ARE HAVING AN 80s MONTAGE MAKEOVER, BABY!

thank you erin

nick congrats on yer bod and like

- how do i learn to line my upper water line? because my eye is always like J'REFUSE!!!!!!!!!! and like my face keeps recoiling from my hand and then all of the tears come out of my eyeballs. (i feel like there are some great opportunities for dicks in the eye or jizz in the eye jokes here)

Is this a Motorola Razr?

GURLS. 23 seconds into the Elizabeth Banks clip is REAL LIVE REGGIE WATTS.

YES BELIEVE.

-Night at the beverly Wilshire presidential suite $15k

Does the personal shopping consultation include a Big Mistake moment, or is the "Don't Judge a Hooker by her Cover" package extra?

I LIVE IN VANCOUVER. THE GROUSE GRIND IS A DEATH TRAP. IF SOMEONE TALKED TO ME WHILE I WAS CLIMBING THAT CRAP MOUNTAIN, I WOULD PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

i tried to note my allegiances in the tags