"Everybody thought it was a Dorothy Hammill, but it was really a Pete Rose" - young Liz Lemon.

I'll just leave this here....

Standgebläse

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

Never forget...

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

That sorority would RUE THE DAY they told me I couldn't wear a bun. I'd have to go with option #2

what if queen isabella but boobs

I have never been prouder of my country. (No snark - I'm serious.)

WTF kind of hockey score is this?

Not enough guns and Jesus.

I liked this better the first two times:

Much art

would absolutely read

Have you seen the new episode? Point 1 and 3 are MAJOR in the new episode.

I binge-watched the entire first season over the weekend, and it made me so happy for the following reasons:

1.) Abbi loves BB&B and especially the printed coupons. When she found out her roommate threw out the printed coupons because he thought they were expired, it was like she found out all her savings were lost in…

• LITERALLY EVERYTHING VASELINE IS THE ULTIMATE PRODUCT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS EXISTENCE