I went to one of the drone HQ Air Force bases last year and they showed us some video clips of what drone pilots watch on an average day. "Bombs Over Baghdad" was playing for maximum HOORAH effect. To demonstrate the amazing accuracy and clarity of what they filmed over Afghanistan/Iraq, they asked us to point at…

I wish there was a superhero who swooped in and blew a loud airhorn and held up a full length illuminated mirror at crusty old men whenever they dole out a "joking" insults about a young woman's body, especially their daughters'.

If you can't learn it at Harvard, though, then where? Yale?

Contigo Autoseal, hands down.

Lots of people at the office I used to work (engineering/construction firm) at had these. A coworker got me one for Christmas and I officially became a member of the cult for these things.

They're indestructible, mine has survived lots of drops and knocks from roof of a car onto gravel. …

Contigo Autoseal, hands down.

Lots of people at the office I used to work (engineering/construction firm) at had…

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

I come to Jezebel because it is a good place for u kno what.

My dad works for the Department of Homeland Security.

Like, 13 years ago, I got arrested for "borrowing" an RV that was for sale in my neighbors yard. He had left the keys in the ignition. My pal and I (totally sober btw) decided to take it for a spin around the block. When we got back the cops were waiting for us. My neighbor didn't press charges. He actually kinda…

Not Halloween, but I was in Vancouver during the infamous Stanley Cup riot and ended up picking up some dude in the middle of it all. The next morning, taking the train home (I had started out early the previous day, so I at least had sunglasses with me) and thinking "Well, yes, I'm still wearing my team-colours blue…

Oh god

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson…

That's Ilona Royce Smithkin, she is 94! She makes her own eyelashes from her actual hair.

she turned me into a newt

HOLD THE PHONE YOU GUYS.

in case anyone hasn't seen it yet:

sry i catfished you

guys if we ever meet irl please dont be upset that i am not a dinosaur

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