TinaBelcher
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There is nothing I find more disconcerting than the feeling of a powerful jet of water on my taint.
In tough times, I ask myself, WWHSD?
Dress skinny? Face it, fellow commuters: you're lucky if I dress clean.
100% do's, not a single don't
So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?
Shade. What is it? What is it not? Is it necessary? Recently, I have been troubled by the cavalier and largely…
Reminds me of this Tumblr post, captioned "How do I tell my mom that this "minimalist wooden nativity set" she put up just looks like a forest of dildos"
Who the hell is Brad Pitt?
Hello, all. I am Of the Internet. I learned to code stupid HTML sites for my Neopets at the age of 10 and I was blogging about how much I hated my small town and couldn't wait to break free by age 12. Neopets became Livejournal and Xanga and they became AlbinoBlackSheep and Something Awful and Ebaumsworld and…
To say that the Rihport is the some of the best journalism of our decade would be a gross understatement.
Rihanna quit Instagram in May. The Rihanna Rihport is where we try to cope.
"Why is it only games? Why is it only her?"
Wanty want want want
A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.
My ovaries!