"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

Maybe! Big Freedia is probably into apples too, but that wouldn't make an apple dropped in fetid festival water twerking.

Let's not conflate salamandering with twerking. For the love of Big Freedia I urge caution in these times.

A part of me hoped against hope that they would maybe be a multi ethnic group of friends rather than a real estate stock photo.

Naturally. They had Edith Head looking after them.

I need most of Enid's wardrobe, but I will never rest until I find this sailor jacket.

I'd like Satines headpiece. I wouldn't say no if the collar came with it.

I lived in slip dresses when I was hot and young in the 90s. Everyone who enjoyed my hotness 15-20 years ago has this movie to thank as my inspiration.

@peasandrice - Everyone was in a hat from the start: tiny jaunty ones, seussy ones, giant fascinators, flat caps, witches' hats.

I went to a wedding as the guest of my boyfriend, so I didn't know too many people. The groom was softly sobbing as he waited at the altar. As the bride started down the aisle, he started wailing. When she reached him, his knees buckled and he fell down, rocking back and forth on his knees, sobbing like a baby. The…

Hat-Themed wedding.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

So much of this is terrible but my inner five-year-old is like

That is my husband's entire fucking family. They lead with how much weight they've lost, make fun of fat strangers, etc. It is so toxic.