Welp, I guess that’s the end of this place. I was enjoying watching it burn, but I guess we’re down to embers now. I kinda feel bad for all the new hires. 

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

Finally, this may be the push I need to stop visiting this site. You guys were the only ones that made it bearable. Best of luck in your future endeavors! 

Well, time to remove Jalopnik from my bookmarks. I’m looking forward to what you guys are up to next. And fuck Jim Spanfeller. 

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

Surely I cannot be the only one to notice.. in the opening seconds of the above video, the ass-end of the Ciel, looks astonishingly like the front of the Elmiraj sans windshield...