No F-ing way. Is that for real?

you're welcome.

lemmings

The mouth breathing spectators you mean? I agree.

At least there not allowed to drive like they are in France.

Me loves a good Pontiac fire

For Sale:

This is worse.

The temp gauge that zigs

And then, there is the US...

Where's Terrain kitty?

Even worse was the 04-05 "classic" that was sold after the new (not much better) '04 malibu came out.

At least it didn't bastardize a historic moniker like it's calais predecessor.

God bless you Mike Spinelli

De Tomaso Manscapia. That kind of works actually.

Jalopnik is broken

Beautiful. Although something is not quite right about the door handle size/shape/location. I wish the magnum was still around to see this update.

I prefer the Fairmont Durango thank you

Was an '86 Celebrity wagon for me. I distinctly remember pretending the armrest was a dinosaur and playing with all available switches and levers as seen above.