I don't understand having a problem with Beth's death on the basis that she was a likable character, or that killing off members of the group is a 'trick the show keeps going back to'.
If members of the core group never got killed off there would be no stakes. If the only characters that got killed off were ones who…

Don't know if this was mentioned down-thread, but is Raylan Givens aware that the Aryan Brotherhood is staying at his family home?

John Mulaney can always drown his sorrows in cuh-caine and tuna sandwiches.

Sure, it's an entertaining show, but why are all the characters so dour and serious?
I mean, it takes place in red-state America. Shouldn't there be more Fox News Conservative survivors, pumped up to finally live in a world free of government regulation, where self-interest trumps everything, and no one is bitching…

Come on now, why would TLC hire tutors and counselors made entirely of trans-fats and sugar? Mama June strikes me as the type that wouldn't eat anything that wasn't at least 25% salt, 25%trans-fat, and 25% sugar. Not because she's overweight, but because she strikes me as the type of adult that refuses to eat…

I guess this is for a good cause at least, apparently?
I don't know, I'm full of hate. As it applies to the use of colors in sports, most of it is taken up by a hatred of all the different colorways they're offering team logo merchandise in now.
Hey, asshole, if you're enough of a fan of the team to wear their logo,…

The More You Blow?

Until they form a supergroup: A Cold Death Cab For Dave Matthews

There are enough legitimate problems with the portrayal of women, and lack of strong, smart roles for women in film and television that you really shouldn't have to go looking to misinterpret things to fit some agenda.
A viewer's interpretation of something doesn't eliminate the creators intent.
A film showing…

Could the whole episode be a montage set to a Katey Sagal cover of yakity-sax ?

wait, what? Kevin Smith is really Johnny Depp?

As much as I can enjoy this show for what it is -dumb, mindless pulp- it really has wasted its best subplot: Bobby as Elvis impersonator (and possible Bar Mitzvah DJ).

Joan Rivers - dead at 81
Joan Rivers' face - dead at 35, 20, 12, 5

This Justin Bieber sure is someone I'd have to politely decline picking up a double-double at Timmies for. I mean, and forgive the strong language, but he's a bit of a hoser, eh?

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!

Until Warner casts Peter Capaldi as Malcom Tucker as Catwoman in the inevitable Batman reboot I couldn't give two fucks what those syphilitic halfwit cunts do with their fucking superhero movies.

I'm kind of shocked to hear Walmart would be giving anything away for free. Are you sure it wasn't some sort of deal where if you spent 100$ you got a free Mexican child, or something?

Maybe I'm just happy to see something trying to make vampires actually menacing and monstrous again, but I've been digging The Strain as a piece of mindless genre entertainment.
As dumb fun it's better in every way than The Walking Dead. Which I used to enjoy, but during AMC's July 4th marathon had a sudden realization…

Aryan Nation menswear line? you mean Hugo Boss?

They're probably making Ant-Man before a stand-alone Black Widow movie because it's (very earnest) pre-production stretches back to before this whole 'united movie universe' thing became a thing (a pointless thing, when Marvel doesn't have the film rights to X-Men or Spiderman). I'm sure Scarlett Johansson's…