Ang Lee's Doop?

The only Radical title I have any knowledge of is The Last Days of American Crime. Which, wasn't bad. The whole 'we make comics so we can make movies of those comics' thing seemed pretty dubious to me.

how about Moors? better yet, how about Moops?

oh come on, if it really was Liefeld he'd also throw in "And the kids don't like feet! we should NEVER draw feet!"

Velcro and corduroy is the way to go. For sneaking.

easily the worst thing Grant Morrison's produced.

Shadowman, Bloodshot, and now Archer & Armstrong getting movie adaptations, but no Quantum and Woody? Eat a dick Valiant, eat a dick.

A conservative indulging in fear-mongering, jingoism, racism, willful ignorance of reality, and tantrums? You don't say! I mean, that's so unlike them.

I believe terrorists watch The Cleveland Show.

"To have a facsimile of the Empire State Building on a bridge on a Friday - it could be something sinister.”

<———- Just look at this sexy 'come hither' gaze.

Yeah, she also kicked a guy out of her inner circle because he wouldn't continue having an affair with her.

Here's how you tell them apart:
one is an old white guy, the other is a younger white guy, and the other is a younger white guy with a different haircut than the other younger white guy.

Come on now, it's crack, not heroin, and the 'crack-legalizing-and-selling-it-to-Rob-Ford' debate has been put on the back-burner while he's at his cottage. I mean at rehab. At his cottage.

Like their idea of democracy, their ideas about the free market boil down to "it only exists when it means we're getting our way"

I was hoping they'd go with "80's Eddie Murphy"
It's buckwheat flavoured ice cream, with a swirl of cocaine.

I know I shouldn't let the cat out of the bag, but…
Ron Paul plays ME! Ayn Rand's undead vagina!

I hope Jackie Chan plays a teenager in this. I mean, he was pretty convincing in The Legend of Drunken Master.

I was thinking more like:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

That sounds promising, but only if he caps off the limb-tearing with jazz hands.