A lot of those are dystopic, but not post-apocalyptic.

If that’s the case, then he really should get one of those bluetooth tracker things and slap it on to his lightsaber. I’m sure they can make one in the shape of a panda or hello kitty.

He calls that move the “Fuck You, Laura Ingraham”

Make Basketball Great Again

So the basketball’s been CGI this whole time?

Some of us choose not to do stuff like that in order to show some damn respect.

It looks like a video game glitch. I keep watching and I swear the space between Thompson’s legs is getting smaller. How did he do that?

Jesus. That’s fucking incredible. I don’t get it.

He got them from Tex-as :)

This is the day Mark Cuban became President.

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

Wait. What. It may not be real?

Thanks for your service Bryan. Given the choice of listening to Fergie sing anything and swallowing a live hand grenade, it’s “Bon Appétit” for moi.

Always wondered what the inspiration for this sound effect was.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

...would my choices be anaphylaxis or starvation?

Small government for the rich.