Consider this my application to play one, all, any of said guys.

Just so I’m clear, they both pine after the same guy? No, no, they both work for a cute guy? The guy is their partner who saves the day despite his unconventional ways? One is in love with a guy and one sleeps around with guys?

Shut up and take my money!

Is it weird I want a buddy show with Jameela Jamil and Hannah Simone where they’re both alternately the straight person and the comic relief?

Jason Alexander sings the theme song or get the fuck out.

That orphan nailed it in one take too- though Fincher shot another 30 anyway.

The same thing happened with the babies who were supposed to play Ione Skye’s infant in Zodiac, but Fincher sent a PA to an orphanage to kidnap a replacement.

“tedious suckage”; I love this review. Considering the not-realistic-at-all animatronic baby doll in American Sniper, “child actors given zero direction” is actually an improvement.

“A failed experiment in stunt casting...”

3) At some point, a person crosses a threshold of awfulness that removes any compunction about mocking them for any reason whatsoever. Like, we’d all gladly mock Hitler’s haircut, because he’s Hitler. Not that Trump is Hitler (at least, not yet beyond aspirationally), but he’s awful enough that he no longer deserves…

For all you admirable people who want to take the high road and not make fun of him for being balding, I have two remarks:

Still to drunk to buy brandy though.

At least they’re employed in Greenland.

My Community notification was nullified by “Greenland.”

The woman he had who steamed his clothes for him is probably facing obstruction charges.