Plus, he’s trying to get her to join him.

He’s definitely manipulating her to try to make it seem like he’s the best option for her.

But what better way to hurt her than the truth?

Everyone seems to forget that the force has, in fact, done this before. It’s just that Anakin had one parent who didn’t abandon him. I’ve always taken Shmi’s comment of “there was no father” more to mean that Anakin was just the result of either a random, one night stand, or that she had been used as a prostitute by a…

I wasn’t in the she’s a skywalker camp I had small hopes that her lineage would be more on the dark side. I just think that that would be a pretty cool twist to the movies. I’m not like jaded or anything and I enjoyed the movie but I feel like we hear about her parents for a movie and half and this is the answer we…

Or Chewy and Holdo’s love child

Was this before or after he demonstrated he didn’t quite get what makes a sitcom actually work?

Surely, you know SELFIE, one of the most charming sitcoms ever to be cut down in its infancy? Surely!

Jumanji, the cursed board game that exiles children into a magical transdimensional jungle, would easily be a better president.

She would be a good Ginger. Funny, Jack Black is in this movie, and when friends and I were casting a Gilligan’s Island movie Jack Black was awarded the role of the Skipper.

Harsh, but fair.

Marie and Raymond’s Karen Gillan.

calling it. Final scene is him driving them all away while singing

So...you’re saying there will definitely be a karaoke scene in the movie?

Reading through the comment thread this leads me to a hard-R reboot of Gilligan’s Island starring Karen Gillan and I say WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR?!?!

Maybe? There’s really absolutely no way to know if there is more than one, so I’m being extra careful.

“Inane but harmless” ... be careful, that’s how the world felt about Donald Trump once.

No “Gilligan’s Island” Karen Gilligan. Wait, shit...

Um, Doctor Who’s Karen Gillan, surely.

We did not. But they weren’t worse than these ones.