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Was this before or after he demonstrated he didn’t quite get what makes a sitcom actually work?

Surely, you know SELFIE, one of the most charming sitcoms ever to be cut down in its infancy? Surely!

Jumanji, the cursed board game that exiles children into a magical transdimensional jungle, would easily be a better president.

She would be a good Ginger. Funny, Jack Black is in this movie, and when friends and I were casting a Gilligan’s Island movie Jack Black was awarded the role of the Skipper.

Harsh, but fair.

Marie and Raymond’s Karen Gillan.

calling it. Final scene is him driving them all away while singing

So...you’re saying there will definitely be a karaoke scene in the movie?

Reading through the comment thread this leads me to a hard-R reboot of Gilligan’s Island starring Karen Gillan and I say WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR?!?!

Maybe? There’s really absolutely no way to know if there is more than one, so I’m being extra careful.

“Inane but harmless” ... be careful, that’s how the world felt about Donald Trump once.

No “Gilligan’s Island” Karen Gilligan. Wait, shit...

Um, Doctor Who’s Karen Gillan, surely.

We did not. But they weren’t worse than these ones.

Hard to tell if you’re making a joke or are an idiot.

What if I use my paper money to roll one of those legal marijuana cigarettes? is it still worthless then? Lets see your bitcoin do that.

Remember pre-internet days when companies didn’t have to put out mission statements for their game like its a white house press release?