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Was this before or after he demonstrated he didn’t quite get what makes a sitcom actually work?

Surely, you know SELFIE, one of the most charming sitcoms ever to be cut down in its infancy? Surely!

Jumanji, the cursed board game that exiles children into a magical transdimensional jungle, would easily be a better president.

She would be a good Ginger. Funny, Jack Black is in this movie, and when friends and I were casting a Gilligan’s Island movie Jack Black was awarded the role of the Skipper.

Harsh, but fair.

Marie and Raymond’s Karen Gillan.

calling it. Final scene is him driving them all away while singing

So...you’re saying there will definitely be a karaoke scene in the movie?

Reading through the comment thread this leads me to a hard-R reboot of Gilligan’s Island starring Karen Gillan and I say WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR?!?!

Maybe? There’s really absolutely no way to know if there is more than one, so I’m being extra careful.

“Inane but harmless” ... be careful, that’s how the world felt about Donald Trump once.

No “Gilligan’s Island” Karen Gilligan. Wait, shit...

Um, Doctor Who’s Karen Gillan, surely.

The identity of this character isn’t revealed and the credits just call him “Stable Boy,” played by actor Temirlan Blaev.

I guess I saw Snoke from TFA as this huge mystery- no one knew who he was or how he came to power. And then oops- dead. I was happy to see him go, and enjoyed that scene, but I will would’ve liked to have known where this dude came from.

I dunno, as someone who didn’t read any tie-in material, I can’t for the life of me believe the First Order is an actual threat and not just an Empire-inspired cult seeking validation. Because why else do they care about this ragtag group of dissidents? Why are they spending the effort to sllllllloooooooowly chase

Holdo is new to the top spot in the Resistance. She needed respect and authority more than she needed Poe’s okay or permission. He’s impulsive and aggressive. These are not great leadership traits and those traits kill lots of people in The Last Jedi. By not telling him, Holdo was asserting her leadership.

We did not. But they weren’t worse than these ones.

So you want me to die because I didn’t like a Star Wars movie?