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I'm willing to bet that Eutopia's enemies - in other contexts - would be quick to tell you how much they value freedom and limited government intervention.

There are so many things in this post to love.

He's a huge twat! For example, he got a tattoo to commemorate Miley Cyrus' dead dog, even though at 54 he is wayyy too old for that nonsense. Also, I saw the Flaming Lips a couple years ago and he was twatting up a storm. He was all petulant and needed constant validation from the crowd and he was prancing around like

You so know that Wayne sings Party In The U.S.A. in the shower without even the hint of a smirk. Sadness.

Johnny Depp and Wayne Coyne are having a WORST MIDLIFE EVAH contest in my lil' old nineties child heart. I'm going to put on a black velvet choker, smoke a clove cigarette, and cry into my Sebadoh albums.

Weinbach is a comedy genius. Way too weird to be as famous as he deserves.

"Macintosh and IBM compatible!" I fucking died.

I really wish she got a bit more credit for having intellectual curiosity.

This is so fucking heartbreaking. I am weeping for this poor girl. I'm sorry that you didn't have the support you needed Leelah. I'm sorry that you didn't seem to have anybody. I wish somebody would have crossed your path that could have directed you to resources that could help you independent of your parents but it

I haven't claimed they're on the same level, merely that this isn't as odd of a pairing as people make it out to be. I think it's likely that they mutually appreciate each other's douchey characteristics. He also has a history of being abusive, which is a separate and unfortunate thing.

She got a lot of flack that year about her "golden" spray time. Believe it or not that's a GOOD picture of it.

She is pals with Chelsea Handler. I am guessing she is a jerk.

Best of luck, Tracie! I'll definitely miss reading your posts here but will follow you now at Vice.

I was about to defend Amanda Bynes, because I feel very auntish towards her, but, yeah, that was a pretty imbecilic thing to do.