Thanks for filling me in!

What's new with Coyne?

Depp and Matt Taibbi are both versions of what awaits every truly committed Hunter Thompson stan.

USENET, specifically alt.zines, a crabby and contentious group for small-scale paper publishers. I still unconsciously drop inside jokes from those people, although I was so much older then...

Weinbach is a comedy genius. Way too weird to be as famous as he deserves.

She seems to be really sick. Her handlers deserve some of the blame for shit like this.

I would leave a religious community as soon as it suggested I scorn and shame a family member in pain.

I meant to support the guy who rightly called out conservative Christianity and was met with dumb fedora jokes.

No. Sorry.

Hey, Good Christians! Any plans to distance yourselves from the social conservatives who make these disasters happen?

Someone call MISTER F.

So did Tyson's, and plenty of people here jump on him whenever his name comes up. Not so at all with Sean Penn.

Yeah, this would be a cleaner comparison if it were just Janice Dickinson. Even if you hate Woody and don't believe him, there are reasonable doubts.

Sean Penn still hasn't ever been pit through the internet wringer like these other guys.

Fuck anyone who criticizes someone else's lack of correct hashtags. Judd is just trying to win back feminists after... everything else he's done.

But you missed all the *good* Jian Ghomeshi comments!

Go easy on newsboy hats. Matt "PoMo S. Thompson" Taibbi has had a rough year and is probably hate-reading Fortress America at this second.