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I love that this year, a number of the scariest stories centered on non-ghost incidents. The modeling gig... the poisoned uncle... a woman buried alive... a madman in the basement... Sometimes the spookiest stories are the ones about other humans.

The close call with John Wayne Gacy blew me away.

I’ve posted this before, but what the hell:

DO I READ ALL THE STORIES IN THE COMMENTS NOW

Look At Me is still the most fucked-up thing I have ever read. It’s been a full year and I’m still NOPE about the whole thing.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

He probably pronounces gif with a j.

As opposed to the knuckle dragging meatheads from the south side? Fans of the team that has the turnout as a Chicago Fire game, but come out the woodwork to hate on the other team? I’m actually kinda impressed at all the Sox fans that can read and write. Thought most of you are stuck on coloring.

Shut up.

Upscale does not mean good, it just means it’s expensive and the decor looks fancy in a dim light.

I do this every time, but...

Neither of these fuckers can spell and it is DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE

Dear Deadspin,

“Front-wheel-drive cars tend to be associated with economy cars, not luxury.”

I thought the contrast between the serenity of Satie’s Gymnopedies and the awkward wrongness of the thing was particularly inspired.

I would pay money to watch that documentary, just sayin

I’m so tired of this. Bourbon is whiskey. Scotch is whiskey. Irish whiskey is whiskey. Canadian whiskey is whiskey. Blended American whiskey is (barely,) whiskey. Pretty much, if it’s a distilled spirit made from grain and aged in a barrel, it’s whiskey. Each of the types have their own rules about what it takes to be